Exercise 2: This is going to be pathetic
- Imagine you are writing a ridiculous run on sentence to try and conclude your equally ridiculous run on essay about how running late to class is not a ‘turn on’ for your teacher. This runs on as the clock runs out because by 12 AM you will have to run to go re-park your barely running car to get it out of the way of the snowplow machine that is hopefully running as late as you. You run on and on and on before you eventually and inevitably will. turn. off.
- It feels like a quasi mortal combat finisher, that feeling of your heart being ripped out after looking at a paper you had put your all in and getting a 59.
The feeling of stress: The Mad Hatter is mad no longer. I think that he is on to something because I am beginning to empathize with his demeanour. Stress is the feeling that will out run you. Every time. It’s the weighted blanket that you just got for Christmas only the blanket is too heavy move under and the oxygen inside you is being sucked out and your bed is on fire and the blanket isn’t a blanket at all but a straight jacket telling you that you can’t move.
The Oxford dictionary does not define stress as: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890
Jake Stendel Non Fiction Writing 