My name is Jake Stendel and apparently I am an author now. Born in 2001 to a happy, whole heartedly wholesome family I am the youngest of three siblings, and the only male in my nuclear family to win the great embryonic race. When I say that the bar is set high, I mean higher than a group of Californian Surfers visiting the newly marijuana decriminalized state of New York enjoying the view from the Empire State Building; while also smoking a joint. Both of my sisters are world renowned multi-medalist competitive figure skaters. They also both graduated from McGill (the Harvard of Canada) and then proceeded to take on jobs at tech firms and finance firms on Tel Aviv and London respectively. 7 years after the birth of the middlemost Stendel, I was born.
But enough about me, how are you?